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Almost As Querky As Qwerky

Witty, original, stylish, petite not skinny, creative, out-spoken & blunt yet respectfully diplomatic when need be, an imperfect, Ukraine Serbian born in NZ perfectionist, I am Me.

Do not insult my heritage by demoting me to a NZder just because I was born here. Unlike true NZders, I have only Ukraine & Serbian blood pulsating through my veins, not one quarter or 3% from a third-removed cousin & 25% from a second cousin; only 50% Ukraine & 50% Serbian blood. Disrespect any of this you are also insulting my family therefore you will be equally disrespected.

Raped by five animals at 18, lost my Dad at 21, divorced at 27, left for dead by a careless driver at 30, attempted strangulation by an ex, not ex-husband, at 32, lost my Mum by the still tender age of 35 & certified with dementia at 38 due to twice inflicted head injuries, more than twice the devil has failed to threaten me.

Accommodating head injuries on a daily basis while living alone with a now malfunctioning brain, its not easy being me so don't tell me you know what its like because you don't. Until you have walked in my shoes, you never will.

A wary survivor intolerant of fools who never pretends to be anything I'm not, I only have myself to impress. Preferring the finer things of life on a beer budget, like Me or loathe Me, I don't care; I am Me.

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National heritageUkrainian
Height157 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureButt
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
Employment StatusPart-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas
Favorite TV showsShortland St
Favorite movies typesComedy, Romance, Drama
Favorite moviesThe Notebook & Forest Gump
Music typesCountry, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Dance
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Reference, Science
HobbiesInternet, Photography, Travel, Computers


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Average Joe
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, Trying new things
Always wanted to trykyaking


Political viewsI don't like politics
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo be wined, dined, romanticized stupidly & taken everywhere I can't afford to go.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerHumour, honesty, sincerity, respect, loyalty, sharp dresser.